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Wind Demotivational Poster


WINDOW LICKERS -




JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.


TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
TTH LOL!!!
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I goddamn double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the shit out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass motherfucker. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? Damn Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm
time*
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by jejeloman

Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


BEEP BEEP EM EFFER -




LOGICAL FALLACY - Confusing your opponent into silence does not mean you have won the argument


TAGS: logical fallacy windmill beard
Rating: 3.08/5


MAC -


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

maoworks2 - December 23, 2015, 3:50 pm
It Looks Like You Can Support Me !
manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows tits
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like penis, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet porn?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


404 ERROR -


TAGS: life time demotivation pc windows
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

Little Johnny - February 8, 2009, 6:21 pm
This says it all.


COMBOVER - It will let you down on the first windy day.




A COLD HEART -


TAGS: frozen window to the soul
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:30 pm
Longer than that, to "deflate" my ewreckshun.
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:28 pm

The experience would kill you. And it would take the undertaker half a day to get the smile off your face.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:23 pm
OK, we can use mine...
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 6:20 pm

Dead gophers and chocolate sauce.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 6:14 pm
Oh boy! You got whips and chains? [Hopeful, pleading look...]
lgvernon - March 27, 2016, 2:13 pm

I know you live in Vegas. I'm not magical, I just see you IP. And no, you shouldn't have mentioned it. I may have to hurt you.
ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 1:08 pm
Should I mention that it was 83° F in Las Vegas NV USA on Saturday, March 26, 2016? (I live there.)
Silverheart - March 25, 2016, 5:16 pm

I know how you feel. Got so cold had to resort to turning the AC back off.
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 4:21 pm

Wyoming is just southern Canada. You forgot barbecueing in shorts and sandals. In the snow. And wind. And yes, I do.
Reality Lord - March 25, 2016, 3:35 pm

lol...up here a foot and a half of snow and 50 mph winds is shorts and sandal weather. canadian eh ;)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 11:02 am

This time of year, the storms are more an inconvenience than anything else. Temps are high enough that the roads are good right away. I do have drifts in the windbreak that are 6-feet high, and will be there until May.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 10:37 am
I'm scheduled for the first of the week----you have my sympathy and another is on the way----
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 10:12 am

Looking out my living room window on Wednesday. Blizzard dropped almost a foot and a half of snow on us, whipped up by 50mph winds.


ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight


TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5


SHIT HAPPENS - This wouldn't happen if you were running Linux




SVETLANA GRUEBBERSOLVIK -




CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS -




STALKER - He just doesn't seem to understand... that Protective Order was NOT her way of playing "hard to get"


TAGS: november challenge look at the size of the wang on that bug on the windshield
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
A true motifaker than
DreMagnum - December 7, 2009, 8:28 pm
neither does orifice
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:28 pm
Sex either apparently.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 8:22 pm
Fuck you Random.....fuck you right in the eye.
MrRandom - December 7, 2009, 8:21 pm
(Species doesn`t matter)
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 8:21 pm
or the gnatnoop, which is poontang spelled backwards.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 7, 2009, 8:18 pm
Never! Mooooo+ is all aboot the poontang.
Bob D. Sailor - December 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
I was talking about on the chick not the dude. Moo+ I think you failed the gay test here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 9:27 pm
I see at least 2. time for that eye exam eh, Bob?
Bob D. Sailor - November 24, 2009, 8:56 pm
I think I sees' a nipple.


SILVER LINING? -




RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




ALZHEIMER'S -


TAGS: alzheimer s classic scarlet gone with the wind
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:11 am
... and regrets about eating that icing that arrived with her mom's card...


AIRBRUSHING - KIM KARDASHIAN DIDN'T RECIEVE ENOUGH ON HER PLAYBOY SHOOT




LOGIC DUDE - Doesn't care for your poster.


TAGS: fail owned computer monitor window
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

jig - February 4, 2012, 7:02 pm
Well, this motifake was literally rejected.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:16 am
Yea, take that! Oh, maybe next time I'll throw someone ELSE's monitor out the window.
agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:07 pm
Excellent. 5LD's
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 5:08 pm
LogicDude likes...5L!


WINDS OF CHANGE - Change can bring exciting new opportunities; however, it can also destroy all you hold dear.


TAGS: change wind tornado
Rating: 2.85/5
Bob Chin - March 9, 2009, 10:25 am
"Tornado Alley".... Hell's Kitchen on steroids
Mark - February 18, 2009, 9:32 pm
It kinda reminds me of my ex-wife.
rerun - February 18, 2009, 8:46 pm

Much better than the fortune cookie I had today.


SPEED -




MOVING THE FILES - Would it KILL you to wait patiently for 127 years?


TAGS: windows error fail download
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by 7053

7053 - July 7, 2011, 5:32 am
Yeah,waiting for 15 minutes simply suffers more than waiting for 1 hour..Thankfully it's just copying..how about downloading?
Dimytri - July 6, 2011, 1:09 pm
46,368 days I can handle, but that last five hours is simply too long to wait.
7053 - July 6, 2011, 7:43 am
It kills,lol.
THEBRAT - July 6, 2011, 7:07 am
Get some Ram upgrade or clean your hard drive.....lol Good one...


OBAMA -


TAGS: obama mace windu star wars lightsaber
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Luke

Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm
lol


GREEN ENERGY -


TAGS: wind turbine spins green
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - November 10, 2011, 11:34 am
Thanks!
mariand - November 9, 2011, 5:22 pm
LOL...cool


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick perve
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


WINDOWS - They always find a way to screw you


TAGS: windows
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by mitcut



KAMIKAZE BEARS - Now, we're really, REALLY fucked.


TAGS: flying bear through windshield srsly wtf
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Kspace

jeffhardy25 - August 6, 2011, 4:31 pm
Only in Canada
Brawler - June 8, 2011, 12:35 pm
Exploding toads, suicide Squirrels.. Now Kamikaze bears:) Mother Nature is really kicking our collective asses now.. hehehe


MWLF -


TAGS: licking windows
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - April 18, 2010, 12:45 am
Hilarious!
Produceman117 - February 6, 2010, 2:13 am
Culos this is very VERY good. I'd give you 6Ls if I could for this one.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 12:52 am
It's being made into a TV movie on Lifetime called "Window On The World: The Motifake Wit Liberation Front Story" I'm being played by an ensemble of Christian Bale, Kermit The Frog, Meryl Streep, and Max Von Sydow.


ELBOW SMASH -




damn cosplayers -




DARTH VADER IN -




A NATURALISTIC RAPPRESENTATION OF MICROSOFT'S SYSTEM -




IT'S A COZY NEST -


TAGS: except when the wind blows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:56 pm
Seriously, and we think that we have it bad... Nice one Lgvernon!
lgvernon - March 19, 2012, 12:08 pm

Humor always seems to come on the darkest nights.
GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:50 am
Oh, Geez, Linda, assuming humor applied here, I too have taken some (OK, all) of the group of dust bowl pics and went to the depths of dark humor with ‘em….now I may have the courage to post them….yeah, right. 5Ls to ya
maoworks2 - March 19, 2012, 7:56 am
Sad Picture !


FRUIT FLAVORED POISON -


TAGS: poison retard assassins window licker
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

pzykosiz - September 22, 2010, 3:15 am
cruelty at its finest. 5l's
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 7:19 pm

not the first one made just the first one posted. this dude bangs out quality and needs no sympathy vote hammy.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 6:21 pm
god that makes me feel dirty.
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 6:18 pm
First Moti To be Conceived In Hammy's Place. Automatic 5ls from me.


CAR SEX - sometimes you just can't wait


TAGS: i looked through the window too
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

CoolioIndeed - April 14, 2010, 11:04 am
LOL


WINDOW - My open wounds made by yesterday don't seem to heal yet your light passes through them healing my heart that once was full of sorrow


TAGS: window light love wounds yesterday
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Froskas

RoseInBlack - August 27, 2011, 11:21 am
Amazing !


WINDOWS - improving since 1985




MINDY THE WHORE - had to resolve the situation once and for all




TASK MANAGER -


TAGS: well you re fucked now windows error not responding
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by LinkFox101113

TheTrashHeap - January 30, 2010, 11:07 am
electrik makes me sad. But also happy that somebody is wasting their life on a much grander scale than I.
[email protected] - January 30, 2010, 7:17 am
This sin't funny, itz ur last bastion of hope when your computer goese pear shaped.


Ray Bradbury -


TAGS: jump window wings
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:42 am
The original snow angel.
Swampfox - November 29, 2013, 2:41 am
The original snow angel.


SEXUAL HARASSMENT - Frankly My Dear...He Don't Give A Damn.


TAGS: clark vivian wind
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Brilliant! 5/5


TIME - A picture allows us to look back at ourselves. A mirror allows us to see the present. A window allows us to look forward.


TAGS: picture mirror window time
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Sho - February 17, 2012, 8:36 am
Not if the window looks back into your backyard
Uthon - February 16, 2012, 8:19 pm
Will do on both! :)
Verdeckt - February 16, 2012, 8:18 pm
This one could also go on Moti-Twist


DON'T TELL ANYONE -




WATCH OUT FOR TRAP WINDOWS -




THE 3 GREATEST DISASTERS THIS CENTURY - Hiroshima '45 Chernobyl '86 Windows '95




WINDOWS® - If you want to fail at doing nothing.




Clean Energy - everybody wants it -




YEAH, IT'S PINK - You got a problem with that?


TAGS: mace windu pink lightsabre
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Kolin2003

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:04 pm
Around the survivors, a perimeter, create.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:24 pm
*took place*...damn typos.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:23 pm
Yes, the Bible is a book too. Everyone knows Star Wars is based on a true story; the story took a place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ricky Ricardo... you DO know that it's amovie, right? Based on a book, right?
Rick - October 9, 2009, 6:06 pm
Purple, not pink dude. Mace would kick your ass calling it pink
Woodywood03a - October 8, 2009, 7:32 pm
It is what ever color you want it to be brother.
rogueagent - October 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
*Cough* Purple *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*


IT'S LIKE HERPES -




THE ANY KEY - After two years of searching, i finally found it :D


TAGS: any key failure fail windows
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman2

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 2:38 am
LOL!! at the comments.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 2:01 pm
WOW..................... it took you 2 times to say that?
Wow................ - March 9, 2009, 7:00 pm
took you two years to find that?
Wow................................................................................... - March 9, 2009, 6:59 pm
took you two years to find that?


WINDOWS - He Should Upgrade...Doesn't Look Too Good For Him...




The wind -




FIREFOX - cannot connect to windows




COMPUTERS - When you thought life couldnt get anyworse, your computer gets a bug.




Troubleshooting -


TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Shanesnh

Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
lol
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!


OMG! - Have you seen the size of his gut? And look! She's pouring herself ANOTHER drink.




APPLES - Hiding the fact that you're actually using Vista


TAGS: apple on windows vista
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Me_ - April 16, 2010, 1:17 pm
forseti You are using the Vista upgrade?
forseti - April 15, 2010, 9:25 pm
uhhh... nope... 1L, I'm using XP ;)


COPYING ERROR MESSAGES - Ctrl+C Since Windows 2000 Dumbass!


TAGS: windows
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Ashley

Ashley - March 3, 2009, 11:10 am
err yes you can, and it's an inside joke between me and a co worker.
Ruffnekk - November 18, 2008, 10:38 am
Boring and stupid, because you cannot copy and paste an error message from a dialog like that.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 23, 2008, 12:57 pm
most. boring. poster. I can't even fathom why this was made.


WINDOWS 8 SMART PHONE - Its official... windows sucks...


TAGS: error windows
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nyet

Matt0808 - March 7, 2013, 10:54 pm
Yeah, the other models have cd drives. LOL
nyet - February 26, 2013, 6:09 pm
Nope... not just me a few others have had it happen to them, ( look it up )
falloutghoul - February 26, 2013, 5:25 pm
Must be just your model.


KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE -


TAGS: wind calendar thanksgiving dinner silent but deadly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - November 22, 2012, 7:12 pm
HA! Just making room for seconds. 5L
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 12:08 pm
Tryptopharts….they’ll put anyone to sleep..5 sneakers
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 9:45 am
Dam Greeny...3x5L for killing dinner and 3 topics in one poster!


ESCAPE -




VEHICULAR NARCOLEPSY -


TAGS: wyoming wind sleeping truck humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 20, 2013, 11:27 am

On a trip to Denver last winter, we counted 22 rigs sleeping by the side of the road on I-25~~and that was only the southbound lanes.
STP - December 20, 2013, 1:40 am
I first drove through Wyoming around this time back in 2008. Within 10 miles of crossing the state line, I found either two or three trucks tipped over just like this.
GaryO - December 11, 2013, 10:58 pm
AWWWW YEAHHHH!


MAKE A WINDOWS THAT DOESN'T CRASH? - now that's a good one!


TAGS: haha windows crashes
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by DLM4

motinet - September 12, 2011, 10:30 am

Worst software ever created. Microsoft would never stay in business if they had to compete on merit instead of monopolistic practices.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 11:10 pm
Touché
Derek - July 28, 2010, 11:05 pm
What incentive would there be to buy new versions?


WINDOWS - Remember that time your computer hated you, I deal with it every day...




YET WE STILL USE IT. -




LAMENTATIONS -


TAGS: dust in the wind
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 8:40 pm
No school like the old school! 5Ls.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 5:12 pm
No self-revelation without introspection, 5L
GreyScorpion - December 18, 2009, 9:33 am
5 Lions with Hip Replacements


WINDOWS 7 WHOPPER - the new killer application from Microsoft, 2kg of pure cholesterol !


TAGS: whopper hamburgher windows 7 burger king
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by emaxtreme

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 4:50 am
That's probably best for the Americans.....sadly, In Canada BK will put as many patties on a burger as you are willing to pay for (I'm not sure if they do that in the States. Oh, BK is gross....A&W FTW!!!!!
boeweizer - September 12, 2010, 3:37 am
not available in america


PROOF - that windows sucks.


TAGS: windows fail
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by rssll93

DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:40 am
Ohohoho! It's funny because it's true!
rssll93 - January 21, 2010, 4:01 am
thanks for the praise. that was a once in a lifetime error :D
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:11 pm
Ummmmm.... sure.... hop in!
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm
Ooh! ... Do drive ins exist anymore?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
My fault... I really need to be more of a gentleman and take you out... perhaps take my DeLorean to a drive-in theater?
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:54 pm
Nah. I haven't seen a movie in months...
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:52 pm
You just buy the DVD, huh?
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:51 pm
Even if it's not particularly clever, it made me giggle, as that is a ridiculous number of days. Glad I don't have that problem...
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:48 pm
I know how that goes... can't blame anyone for it!
thatonechick - December 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
This was one of the finer submissions, Aggy. :)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:44 pm
Wouldn't it be easier to just screen print a Google fight?
Derek - December 14, 2009, 3:39 pm
Bother! I really wanted to see that video, but I'm not going to live long enough.


FARTS - Everything You Ever Wanted To Know


TAGS: breaks like the wind
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:43 am
Nah, the resolution is a little low. I have seen far more pixelated images... and rejected so many worse posters this am.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:42 am

younger eyes, I am just a blind old man
thatonechick - February 28, 2010, 11:25 am
I considered that; I was able to read it though.
rerun - February 28, 2010, 11:21 am

looks interesting, however difficult to read


DUAL MONITORS - Twice the frustration




FAIL SOFTWARES - There is no 'OK' in the button selection.


TAGS: software fail no ok window error message wrong title
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by bs722

karlingall - April 18, 2010, 6:42 pm
it's software without the "s" this is no "lol cats" site and as for pointing out the obvious. really 1l
your_MOM - July 1, 2009, 9:52 pm
lol ppstream XP
Moooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks for pointing that out. 1 lion


SUMMERTIME -


TAGS: summer windows spider
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by sickartist

[email protected] - November 25, 2009, 9:03 am
i don't think a quarter inch of glass is going to stop that. I don't think a chair is either.


SECRETS -


TAGS: jack and the candle in the wind
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 1:05 am
I would Like to know who didnt 5ls this, because i would personally like to..
Cubbybear - June 19, 2010, 8:17 pm
I think someone hid it
rerun - June 19, 2010, 7:03 pm

amazing pic. Is this the one the FBI was supposed to destroy?


BALANCE OF POWER -




GREEN EYES -


TAGS: eyes windows soul death kiss cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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Bartimaeus - July 27, 2010, 2:21 am
Nice, Cubby. Things going well at home? 5l


IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."


TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am
Nice spin on the challenge 5L


LIKE A HURRICANE -




MODERATORS - They all start somewhere! "You want papatas fritas with that?"


TAGS: you left a spot on my windshield aggy
Rating: 3.83/5

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AudioStalker - October 23, 2010, 8:49 pm
Not papatas. Patatas, my friend.


SCHOOL UNIFORMS -


TAGS: pray for a strong wind miniskirts awesome catholicism
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Mongoose - November 29, 2010, 7:27 am
Bartimaeus - I hope it is very cold!!
Bartimaeus - October 5, 2009, 8:03 pm
Pretty much...maybe some of the other private schools have them too; the private schools are primarily Catholic where I live. They're certainly not in public high schools.
Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:33 am
Only Catholic schools have uniforms in the US?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:32 am
I hope it's not a cold night.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:27 am
It's about as lazy as one can get, all he has to do is slap a cardboard sign around his neck.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
A nudist challenging the establishment? So he's wearing clothes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:26 am
Gay Lemmy....I can see it.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:25 am
Lemmy from Motorhead. Friend of mines going as a nudist on strike.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:24 am
Gay cowboy this year Random?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:23 am
Only during the Stampede. And drunken times. And this upcoming Halloween.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:22 am
I have no local news.....I live in a field. But at least I don't wear a cowboy hat like Random.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:21 am
You need to hands to eat a sammich?...Good point. Tell her to bring you a plate and THEN you can use the pimp slap. After you're done eating, you can throw the plate; that'll be epic and might even land you on your local news. *thumbs up*
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Pretty much. I'm bored and surfing the web for some good images.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:20 am
Always lurking eh Random?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Random.....For The Win!
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 2:19 am
Depends on what you're slapping her with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:16 am
How am I supposed to hold the sandwich and slap her at the same time?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:15 am
That's what the pimp hand is for!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 2:12 am
I appreciate the apology, I try to treat women with the utmost.........Hang on, I'm trying to get this bitch to understand that I want the sammich and the blowjob at the same time.....can't find my belt......
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 2:09 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo, I'm sorry for implying that you think of women as things and not people designed by God to please us. @Goat: You knew Ella Fitzgerald!?
The Goat - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I knew one girl whose skirts were always 4-6" higher when she got to school than when she left home. No bare stomachs in those days but she made a good career as a jazz singer!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
I meant the caption....I would never objectify a woman by judging her on her appearance.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:32 am
Thanks. There's nothin' like a skirt that shows a little more than it's supposed to; praise the pink book bag. lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Nice.5.
spacedog - October 2, 2009, 10:41 pm
Amen.
CANADA - October 2, 2009, 9:43 pm
FAP FAP FAP. AMEN!


WOMENS WORK IS NEVER DONE - Thats the tenth time i have made her clean that glass.... Tomorrow...its the cars turn!




SPRING GIRL - Warm wind blows her hair… Smells the way the Taj Mahal Looks in the moonlight.


TAGS: warm wind blows her hair smells the way the taj mahal looks in the moonlight
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:52 am
Thanks. Aim those at Culos....he's into that sorta thing.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 1:47 am
Thanks... Then I will refrain from farting in your general direction!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:43 am
Silly English Kniiiiiniiiiggghiiitt!. I like your sense of humor Chef.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am
Thanks... your comment smells of elderberries.
Derek - June 6, 2010, 5:58 am
That's beautiful Chef
Chef - June 2, 2010, 1:25 am
It tastes like a rainbow in the dark and sounds like purpose... feels kinda like an optical illusion or a metaphor...
Derek - June 1, 2010, 8:51 pm
What does the word "synesthete" taste like, Chef?


AFTER A BUSY DAY - TTH likes to kick back and relax




WINDOWS 8 THE UNEXPECTED OUTCOMES -




MINDY THE WHORE - Had to result to creative advertizing


TAGS: whore lick windows
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:32 pm
can swear I have see this before
Derek - February 4, 2010, 5:51 pm
She appears to have resorted to pretending she in a resort.


Paradox -


TAGS: recycle bin windows
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

Moar - December 2, 2008, 12:24 pm
It's simple Tony. Just right click, make a new folder and rename it "Recycle Bin". SIMPLE!
Tony - November 19, 2008, 7:18 pm
My dumb ass seriously did that and I can't find my recycling bin now!!! Hahahaha. But seriously, how do I get it back... (haha)
deba - November 15, 2008, 4:17 pm
if it asked if you wanted to send "Recycle Bin" to the recycle bin, then it would be a paradox.


BACON - because you need it now




REJECTION - I thought she was the love of my life. I imagined us growing old together. Why did I wipe it off on the drapes?




FREEDOM OF CHOICE -


TAGS: my office has a window
Rating: 2.53/5

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Haarakkon - May 11, 2009, 8:34 am
I think'd about it a little bit and thoughted the peeps who would spend an inordinate amount of time staring at her pupils are probably not going to be your target demographic anyway.
Sean - May 11, 2009, 12:24 am
Dammit, Haarakkon, in a day or two, that "pupils" remark will make no sense at all. And weeks from now, innocent motifuckers are going to read your comment and squint needlessly at my poster. I wish you'd think your comments through before posting them.
Haarakkon - May 10, 2009, 11:53 pm
I think her pupils are different sizes.
Sean - May 10, 2009, 11:51 pm
Oh. c'mon! Admit it, dudes. You'd do her to get outta that damn cubicle. You know it.


DOORS -




PROVOCATION -




WINDOW CAT - I can has children?


TAGS: window cat
Rating: 2.31/5


TUMBLERS - ...Are better than pumpers!




FRANKLY MY DEAR - you've got dragonbreath


TAGS: frankly dragon breath gone with the wind rnr
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by RnR

... - April 8, 2009, 7:15 pm
that´s actually true...I once read an interview with Vivien Leigh in which she said that Clark Gable´s breath stank so badly that she could hardly refrain from throwing up during the kissing scenes.


THAT LOOK - Says she should have skipped the refried beans...




GENEROSITY - Please Think of the Retards in Your Life. 10 Cents Can Help.


TAGS: for all you window lickers
Rating: 2.07/5

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Shamrock - September 11, 2009, 4:12 pm
Retard stamps?!
Jmac0585 - September 11, 2009, 1:57 pm
The only thing funnier than this poster was the guy dressed as a clown that marched the Jewish children into the ovens. One unlaughing lion.


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